Santana Lopez

That whole thing about life being full of surprises? Well, take that, multiply it by about a million, with a side of a wedding that wasn't (not so much of a surprise there, because let's be real, Ms. Pillsbury and her Julia Roberts routine? About as surprising as the fact that Puckerman's not that great in bed) and a toe curling orgasm (not with Puckerman, obviously) on top, and you've got my Valentine's Day in a nutshell. I'll drink to that.